Right, so someone's gone and done something sweet – landed you a proper bouquet from Lily's Florist. Maybe it's from that date who actually listened when you mentioned peonies. Maybe your mum's reminding you she exists. Either way, you've got flowers now, and letting them die in three days feels criminal.
Here's the thing: keeping flowers fresh isn't some mystical art reserved for your nan. It's dead simple – you just need five minutes each morning and the right moves. Think of it as your pre-coffee ritual, except this one makes your flat look like you've got your life together. The team and I came up with an awesome and simple plan for you! Hope you love the infographics, we happen to think they are super cute. xx
First morning with your flowers? This is where champions are made. Grab your kitchen scissors – not your desk scissors that've seen too much sellotape. Cut about 2cm off each stem at a 45-degree angle. Why? More surface area for water absorption. It's like giving your flowers a bigger straw.
Strip any leaves that'll sit below the waterline. Wet leaves are basically a bacteria nightclub, and nobody wants that party in their vase. Fill your vase with fresh, room-temp water – not hot, not ice cold. Your flowers aren't trying to recreate the Ice Bucket Challenge.
Pro move: Add a teaspoon of sugar and a few drops of bleach to the water. Sugar feeds them, bleach keeps the nasties at bay. It's like meal prep for plants.
Morning two is when you'll notice if you've done Day 1 right. Check the water level – flowers are thirsty creatures, especially roses and hydrangeas. They'll drink like they're at an open bar wedding.
Give the stems a gentle feel. If they're getting slimy, that's your cue to change the water completely. While you're at it, give the vase a quick rinse. Takes 30 seconds, saves you from that swamp smell later.
By now, you might spot a few flowers looking rough. Maybe a rose is drooping like it's had one too many. Time for some tough love – remove any flowers that are clearly past it. They're not coming back, and they're dragging down the vibe for everyone else.
Change the water again (yes, again). This time, add a crushed aspirin to the mix. It lowers the water's pH, which flowers absolutely love. Think of it as their morning espresso shot.
Four days in, and your flowers have opinions about their living situation. Move them away from direct sunlight, heating vents, and that bowl of fruit on your counter. Ripening fruit releases ethylene gas, which basically tells flowers to pack it in. Not ideal.
Trim another centimetre off the stems. Fresh cuts = better water uptake. It's like unclogging a straw.
Your bouquet's probably looking a bit sparse now. Time to get creative. Consolidate the survivors into a smaller vase or split them into multiple tiny arrangements. Three flowers in a whisky tumbler on your bathroom counter? That's not giving up – that's interior design.
Check for any wilted petals and gently pluck them off. The remaining flowers will look fresher, and you'll feel like some sort of botanical surgeon.
Nearly there. By Day 6, you're basically running a flower hospice, but with dignity. Change the water one more time (last time, promise). Add a penny to the water – the copper acts as a natural fungicide. Your flowers won't know they're on borrowed time.
Mist the petals lightly with water. It's like giving them a facial. They'll perk up for one more day of looking decent in your Zoom background.
Week's end. Your flowers have had a good run. The survivors deserve a medal. Keep the ones that still look decent – sometimes a single stem in a bud vase outlasts the whole bouquet by days.
For the rest? Don't just bin them. Hang them upside down to dry if you're feeling crafty. Pressed flowers make decent bookmarks, or you can be that person who makes their own potpourri. No judgment here.
Flower hierarchy: Not all flowers are created equal. Carnations and chrysanthemums are the marathon runners – they'll last two weeks if you treat them right. Roses and tulips? More like sprinters. Plan accordingly.
The vodka trick: A few drops of clear spirits in the water inhibits bacteria growth. Your flowers won't get drunk, but they'll stay fresh. Use the cheap stuff – they can't taste the difference.
Temperature matters: Keep flowers away from your TV, laptop, or any heat source. They're not trying to catch up on Netflix. Cool spots = longer life.
The hairspray hack: Light misting of hairspray on petals (from 30cm away) acts like a sealant. Use sparingly – you want preserved flowers, not helmet hair.
Look, nobody's expecting you to become a florist overnight. But five minutes each morning? That's less time than your skincare routine. Set a phone reminder if you need to. "Check flowers" right after "contemplate existence" in your morning schedule.
The real secret? Consistency beats perfection. Better to change the water every other day than to do nothing for a week then panic. Your flowers don't need a helicopter parent – just someone who gives a toss.
Next time someone drops flowers at your door, you won't watch them die like some botanical tragedy. You'll keep them fresh long enough that when your mates come round, they'll think you've got your life together. And isn't that what we're all after?
Remember: fresh flowers in your space says "I'm an adult who appreciates nice things". Dead flowers say "I can't be trusted with anything living". Choose wisely.
How often should I change my flowers’ water?
Change the water completely every 2–3 days (or sooner if it turns slimy) to keep bacteria at bay and maintain fresh blooms.
Why trim stems at a 45° angle?
Cutting stems on the diagonal increases surface area for water uptake and prevents them from sitting flush on the vase bottom, improving hydration.
What everyday supplies help extend vase life?
A teaspoon of sugar (feeds flowers), a few drops of bleach (inhibits bacteria), crushed aspirin (lowers pH) and a copper penny (natural fungicide) are simple “cheat codes” for longer-lasting blooms.
Where shouldn’t I place my flower arrangements?
Keep bouquets away from direct sunlight, heating/cooling vents and ripening fruit (ethylene gas accelerates wilting) to preserve freshness.
What can I do with flowers after a week?
Save your best stems in a bud vase, dry the rest upside down for crafts or press petals for keepsakes instead of tossing them.