The bigger bunch feels like the safer call. Here it is the one she cannot open. Nearly four in ten people in Greenwell Point are over sixty-five, and sore hands lose to cellophane. A house on Greens Road, the Union Church, a ward up at Nowra. You have not done that drive in a while. The flowers go in your place. Andrew and I have sent flowers down that road since 2009, off a landline. I am Siobhan, and I read the reviews that come back. Order by 2pm. It is at the door today.
Three things bring most people to this page: a service at the church, a ward up the highway, or a house nobody has visited in a while. All three turn on the same question, so Anna takes that one first.
Why a Greenwell Point Arrangement Should Turn Up With Its Own Water
A hand-tied bunch leaves the bench half finished. Somebody at the other end has to find a container and get the wrap off. Then every stem recut, then the fill. In my experience that job waits, sometimes until a daughter visits on the weekend, by which time the flowers have stood dry two days.
Dry hours cost more than people expect. Stems want a 45 degree cut, because a flat one settles against the base of the vase and shuts off the water. Leave a rose dry for a few hours and air draws up the stem and blocks it. The gerbera goes first for a different reason: hollow, no lignin to hold the head, and bacteria in the water get it before anything else does. If the neck has folded by the time somebody finds it, a two centimetre recut and an hour in shallow warm water usually brings it back.
The air down here is wetter than the numbers suggest, because the gauge for this town is up at Nowra, a hundred and nine metres and well inland. Damp air is kind to a native and hard on a dense multi-petalled rose. If brown spots show on the outer petals in a wet week, that is fungal, not bruising. Pull the marked petals off and the bloom underneath is usually perfect.
So for Greenwell Point I want the water built in before the box leaves. A box carries its own soaked foam and asks nothing of anybody. Put chrysanthemum or leucadendron in one and you are looking at a fortnight, often longer. Care beds are harder again. Staff have a hundred jobs ahead of changing somebody's vase water, and foam does not need them. Keep to the non-toxic stems in that setting as well. Most of the decision is made before anyone picks a colour.
The Sydney market shuts by nine on a Saturday morning and does not open again until Monday, so anything leaving on a Sunday was bought on the Friday at the latest. We do not send Sundays. I would not want to.
Vase life in a moderate room of 20 to 24 degrees, from our own stem reference.
None. Water is already in the foam.
Holds14 to 24 days on disbud chrysanthemum
At this doorNo vase to find, nothing to cut, will not tip off a bedside table.
None. A top-up every second day after that.
Holds14 to 28 days on leucadendron
At this doorThe level shows through the glass, so a visitor sees it needs doing.
None. Stable, reusable, no vase needed.
HoldsAs long as the stems in it, and it will not tip
At this doorFine for a ward too, as long as it is cut stems. Soil-grown pot plants are the ones wards turn away.
Four. Find a vase, unwrap, recut every stem at 45 degrees, fill it.
Holds5 to 12 days on gerbera, less if it stands dry first
At this doorFour jobs, in a town where arthritis runs at 17.4 per cent.
A box will never make the entrance a big wrapped sheaf makes. That is a real trade and I would still take it here, because you will not be in the kitchen to do the rest. Most of what we build for a run like this sits in flower arrangements.
In 1873 this was the fourth-busiest port in New South Wales, behind Sydney, Wollongong and Newcastle. Today there is no florist inside sixteen kilometres, so every run is out and back and the flowers are built the morning they travel.
* What happens to an order once it enters the network.
There is no warehouse at our end and no van with our name on it. The order goes out as a paid job to a florist who has already been paid to make it, so nobody is weighing up on the day whether a Greenwell Point address is worth the trouble. Sixteen kilometres is a long way to send a maybe.
Sympathy and thinking-of-you carry most of the orders into Greenwell Point. Birthdays come a long way behind. Recovery orders sit third and run up the highway, so get well flowers need a ward name first.
The church on Jervis Street is the only one in town, so a service is held a few streets from the house the person lived in, with the director driving down from Nowra. You are working out what to do from a long way off, and you probably do not know the family's arrangements. Nothing you send will be equal to it. It gets sent anyway. Both of those stay true.
Funeral flowers go to the church, and confirm the time with the family or the director, because too early means they stand in an empty room for hours. Sympathy flowers to the home can go any day in the week after, and in our experience they land better then, once the house empties out. A card reading "Thinking of you both this week" carries further than anything longer. The flowers are gone in a week. The card goes in a drawer and stays there for years.
A quarter of this town is Anglican, against about one in ten across New South Wales, and in our experience a service here runs to fairly settled ground: white, cream, soft green.
On what goes where. The church wants a sheaf or a wreath, built to be laid down and looked at. The house wants a vase, because nobody in a grieving household should be hunting through cupboards. Skip oriental lilies for a home: the pollen stains what it touches and one stem will scent a closed-up room. Anzac Day is the other wreath day here, and it is a local one, because Nowra RSL runs the dawn service in Greenwell Point itself. Those go down to the form-up point before first light.
Six in ten households here are a couple with the children grown and gone, and those children are in Sydney, Canberra or Wollongong. You are not down this weekend, and a phone call has stopped feeling like enough.
Nearly a quarter of Greenwell Point's houses stand empty at any given time, so thinking of you flowers to a part-time address are worth a text first. For somebody who lives here all year the risk runs the other way, and I would not warn them either. Judging by what comes back to us, the surprise is most of the gift. A line like "No reason, just thinking of you" does more work on the card than a paragraph.
Most people sending here have not told anyone it is coming. Anna: for a delivery nobody is expecting, a box. It waits on a front step in its own water and half an hour in the shade changes nothing. Chrysanthemum ignores ethylene as well, so a fruit bowl on the same bench cannot touch it. Tell her to pull any stem that goes over, though. One flower on the way out gases the rest of the vase.
Order before 2pm on a weekday and it is at their door this afternoon.
Browse Flower ArrangementsNone of the three above quite fits, and that is normal. Plenty of orders here are a seventieth, a fiftieth anniversary, or a hard week nobody has named.
Australian natives, and I would say the same to anyone on that river. Banksia and leucadendron grow wild along the Crookhaven margins, and the woody stems dry on a shelf and stay there for months. If the budget is the real question, carnations are the honest answer: fourteen to twenty-one days in a normal room, and coastal damp barely touches them. Household income here runs about forty per cent under the state median, and the under $60 range holds as long as anything above it. The stem and the water decide vase life.
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The failure that matters in a town like this one is not a bruised petal. It is an order that never turns up at all. A published test of flower deliveries to regional Australian addresses found more than a third of them were never fulfilled, and the cause was the same one every time: nobody covering that postcode, and nobody checking before the money was taken. I find that number hard to read, because it is the exact shape of this town.
Greenwell Point has the exact profile that fails. No shop of its own, sixteen kilometres from the nearest one, at the end of a road that goes nowhere else. So the answer here is a boring one. We would rather say no on the phone than take an order we cannot cover and hope it works out, and in the week before Mother's Day that costs us orders we would like to have. Substitution is the other honest one. A florist builds from whatever is strongest in the cool room that morning, so if a stem gets swapped it goes on the order, and if the change is a big one we ring you rather than let you find out from a photograph.
1300 360 469
7am to 6pm weekdays
10am Saturdays
Or order online any time.
2pm weekdays, 10am Saturday, no Sunday. Mother's Day is the biggest week of the year into this town, mothers here and children up the highway, and it is the week the whole trade strains hardest, so book that one well ahead.
There are two hospitals and they are not on the same street: Shoalhaven District Memorial on Scenic Drive, and Nowra Private on Weeroona Place. Give us the hospital, the full name and the ward, and order once the ward is known, because an early one waits at reception. No lilies to a ward, since the pollen travels between rooms on clothing. Delivery is $16.95, which is less than a run out here actually costs us.
This road is on the regular run, not a special trip, and this one instruction matters here and almost nowhere else. Most of these houses answer slowly. They are single storey, set back off the road, and a knock can take a minute and a half. We ask drivers to wait it out before marking an address empty. Add a mobile number, a safe spot, and a note at checkout for a holiday house. Not every address is a house either: Jim Wild's and the club on Greens Road both take flowers and both keep their own hours, so name the business if that is where it is going. Order before 2pm today and it is at their door this afternoon.
You get an order number by email straight away, and it goes to a partner florist in or close to Greenwell Point as a paid job with the date on it.
If something looks wrong, tell us inside twenty-four hours and send us a photo of what turned up. We keep a photo of what left the bench, and between the two we can usually see what happened. Ring 1300 360 469, 7am to 6pm weekdays and from 10am Saturdays, or email [email protected] out of hours and we pick it up in the morning.
We ran a shop in a town that emptied out every winter. One Wednesday in June 2007 we took twenty-five dollars, most of it discounted soap, and you could look the length of the main street and not see a person on it.
Some of these partnerships have run fifteen years now, and one of them, a florist we have never met in person, still posts us a hamper on our birthdays. Nobody asked her to.
Siobhan handles the emails, I get the phone. It is the one two days later, from someone who has heard nothing and is certain the flowers went to an empty house. Almost every time they are on the kitchen bench and nobody has thought to say so, because at that age you ring on a Sunday. One thing we changed came out of addresses like these: on an order for someone older we ask whether a vase is wanted. A wrapped bunch left at a door is a job, and the person doing it is seventy-eight.
The photograph you are waiting for is the one she takes, and it comes when it comes. Some arrive in twenty minutes. Some arrive the next day, after she has shown the neighbour. If you would sooner not wait on it, ring us and we will confirm the drop from our end.
Silence at the other end is normal in Greenwell Point and almost never means anything went wrong. The gesture has already done its work in that room whether they have got round to telling you or not. Ring us if you would sooner not wait it out.
ABN: 17 830 858 659
The van cannot cross the Crookhaven, so Culburra Beach is a thirty-five kilometre loop by road and a separate run, even though you can see it from the wharf.